Friday, December 29, 2006
Wanted- One Runaway Insulin Pump
Description of Missing Entity:
Aquamarine colored. Likes long tubing, frequently roams refridgeraters at midnight.
Answers to "Lambo JR."(it's a long story how said pump got name-involving a 3 AM alarm,Lycra,and a negative radio wave from the Land Down Under)
Prefers a full resevoir. Frequently gets knots in tubing, for no reason whatsoever.
Difficult to live with, but impossible to live without.
Last Seen: Sometime Friday morning, before owner decided to disconnect + clean the house.
Last seen wearing: Black clip-on case.
Reward: The satisfaction you'll get of helping a Type 1 PWD regain her sanity.
Anyone who would like to come over and help clean house/search for pump will also get a generous supply of Sugar-Free Christmas Candy.(I have tons of it, as usual)