Welcome, designers. I'm Heidi- and regretfully, my last name does not start with a "K." I have no fashion sense whatsoever and haven't picked up a (sewing)needle since the 10th grade.Coincidentally,the only time in my life I could have really given the modeling career a run for its money.(all 90 lbs of me, insulin therapy immeadiently packed on 40)
Regardless, the daily challenges of wearing a 4x2 piece of hardware(or several pieces of hardware) tax even the most fashion forward of us. We need help.
Look, study, and tell me which of the following disasters are the absolute worst.
The "Why can't my pump fit into the blasted coin pouch" look:
Da "sock, up the leg" scenario:
Not just for looks:
Tourniquet on the lower extremities:
(complete with accessories)
(Stop worrying,I'm not goth.It's just fun to mess with people's minds sometimes + have them totally ignore me.)
One last request before I Auf Wiedersehen. Email Bravo and tell them this would make an excellent upcoming episode.(an outfit that compliments,hides a pump)Thousands of pump-wearing D's would immeadiently become loyal viewers.
Danke, meine Freunde.