The Top Ten Food Joints for the PWD

#1 Carb Hut. Raise your hand if you've got bolusing for pizza down to a T. I'm still learning because I love all kinds of doughy deliciousness.

#2. Pizza Boli. Plural of pizza bolus? (yep, this place is real)

#4 McHappyHemoglobinA1c Place. Hold the bread, pass on the ketchup, and slap on a slice of rubbery low-fat processed cheese. Yummy.

#4 Salad Bell. I'll have the one without the deep fried tortilla chips.

#5 Daiquiri Queen.(rather self-explanatory) Time to get very, very drunk.

#6 Applebgs. Maybe the more burned something is, the less carbs it has. (at at Applebee's, burned is a sure bet)

#7 Endogans. Wouldn't it be cool if the waiters could tell us how to bolus for anything on the menu?
(think Hooligans, with a medical twist)

#8 Five Meters. I'll have the One Touch with a side bucket of peanuts, please.

#9 The Peking Postprandial. Chinese Food- what else!

#10 Dunkin' Disasters- donuts so carb-infused that there ain't no hope of guessing the correct insulin dose needed.