If You Give a Toddler a Cookie

 

...he'll want some milk with that (just pretend it's milk,ok?)

 

Afterwords, you'll clean up the kitchen floor...

And he will want to be entertained.

 

After reading all the books in the house, you will go to ToysRUs...

And buy a red wagon.Which he will want to ride in. (after Daddy puts it together)

 

The ride will drop your blood sugar, and this will be your post-breakfast spike.(on waffles) Not that I'm complaining.

After that, it will be time to feed yourself cookies (and diet coke) to prevent going low. Your toddler will want more milk (and possibly cookies). (better choice: lunch) Repeat clean child,high chair,& kitchen floor.

 

A diaper change...

And it's time for a nap!(for Mommy too)

#dayinthelifeofatoddler

 

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